Paranoid Parrot

none of my friends are online that must mean they're all hanging out without me

none of my friends are online  that must mean they're all hanging out without me  Paranoid Parrot

Girls whispering It's about me

Girls whispering It's about me  Paranoid Parrot

Drops soap in shower at home doesn't bend over to pick it up

Drops soap in shower at home doesn't bend over to pick it up  Paranoid Parrot

Catch a shiny pokemon Saves twice

Catch a shiny pokemon Saves twice  Paranoid Parrot

don't choose a seat near the window there could be snipers

don't choose a seat near the window there could be snipers  Paranoid Parrot

Running to chaos tunnels someones going to kill me

Running to chaos tunnels someones going to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

Did I set my alarm? Better check it four times to make sure it is

Did I set my alarm? Better check it four times to make sure it is  Paranoid Parrot

drank one beer my life is over when i get pulled over driving home

drank one beer my life is over when i get pulled over driving home  Paranoid Parrot

pet's head tilts when it looks at you it's reading my mind

pet's head tilts when it looks at you it's reading my mind  Paranoid Parrot

The house is quiet The kids must have killed each other

The house is quiet The kids must have killed each other  Paranoid Parrot
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