Paranoid Parrot

I can see they've read my message and not replied They must hate me

I can see they've read my message and not replied They must hate me  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally stumble while getting out of car They think I'm a drunk driver!

Accidentally stumble while getting out of car They think I'm a drunk driver!  Paranoid Parrot

Copied link to something embarrassing Immediately copy something else incase somebody else hits paste

Copied link to something embarrassing Immediately copy something else incase somebody else hits paste   Paranoid Parrot

Hear someone yelling after dark while walking down the street "I've lived a good life"

Hear someone yelling after dark while walking down the street

Left a drink on the table at the club while we went to dance. Don't drink any more of it! Someone put GHB in it!

Left a drink on the table at the club while we went to dance. Don't drink any more of it!
Someone put GHB in it!  Paranoid Parrot

Two meters on wakeup Uppercut FADC Ultra

Two meters on wakeup Uppercut FADC Ultra  Paranoid Parrot

I've been doing well in my games lately I must have been reported for "unskilled player" so many times that now I'm getting paired with really awful people

I've been doing well in my games lately I must have been reported for

TOOK SOMEONE ELSE'S LAUNDRY BY MISTAKE I'M GOING TO PRISON

TOOK SOMEONE ELSE'S LAUNDRY BY MISTAKE I'M GOING TO PRISON  Paranoid Parrot

Post meme on reddit moniter it 24/7 so you can delete if downvoted

Post meme on reddit  moniter it 24/7 so you can delete if downvoted  Paranoid Parrot

Car behind me makes same turn without signaling Mission abort, I have a tail

Car behind me makes same turn without signaling Mission abort, I have a tail  Paranoid Parrot
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