Paranoid Parrot

Car driving behind you at night cop until proven innocent

Car driving behind you at night cop until proven innocent  Paranoid Parrot

Forgot to turn off phone for plane takeoff I've doomed us all

Forgot to turn off phone for plane takeoff I've doomed us all  Paranoid Parrot

home alone, Need to go #2 close and Lock bathroom door

home alone, 
Need to go #2 close and Lock bathroom door   Paranoid Parrot

Forgot to check headphones There's a bug in my head

Forgot to check headphones There's a bug in my head  Paranoid Parrot

Recipe needs two of the same items? Better click on the different icons

Recipe needs two of the same items? Better click on the different icons  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to get mail at night Runs in case any serial killers are outside tonight

Goes to get mail at night Runs in case any serial killers are outside tonight  Paranoid Parrot

put phone on silent during exam take out battery just to be safe

put phone on silent during exam take out battery just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

just caught a kangaskhan in the safari zone better save more than once

just caught a kangaskhan in the safari zone better save more than once  Paranoid Parrot

Sees garbage bag on highway baby corpse

Sees garbage bag on highway baby corpse  Paranoid Parrot

turn speakers volume all the way down still mute

turn speakers volume all the way down still mute  Paranoid Parrot
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