Paranoid Parrot

I don't agree with his foreign policy

 I don't agree with his foreign policy  Paranoid Parrot

Overhear couple speaking with foreign accents. Russian spies are living in my neighborhood!

Overhear couple speaking with foreign accents. Russian spies are living in my neighborhood!  Paranoid Parrot

Looks both ways before crossing the street on one way streets

Looks both ways before crossing the street on one way streets  Paranoid Parrot

itching my nose in class itch it more obviously to make sure no one thinks you're picking it

itching my nose in class itch it more obviously to make sure no one thinks you're picking it  Paranoid Parrot

Using vibrator in my own home convinced the whole world can hear me

Using vibrator in my own home convinced the whole world can hear me  Paranoid Parrot

Man enters the bathroom stall next to mine He wants to have sex

Man enters the bathroom stall next to mine He wants to have sex  Paranoid Parrot

Better not post anything I might lose karma

Better not post anything I might lose karma  Paranoid Parrot

Piss someone off on reddit They're downvoting all your comments

Piss someone off on reddit They're downvoting all your comments  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally get random event question wrong fuck they probably think im botting

accidentally get random event question wrong   fuck they probably think im botting  Paranoid Parrot

Turns volume all the way down on laptop better mute it too

Turns volume all the way down on laptop better mute it too  Paranoid Parrot
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