Paranoid Parrot

goes to the restroom in a new place checks behind the shower curtain for a murderer

goes to the restroom in a new place checks behind the shower curtain for a murderer  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend doodles penis on binder that doesn't look like me

girlfriend doodles penis on binder that doesn't look like me  Paranoid Parrot

about to fap calls out family's names to make sure no one's home

about to fap calls out family's names to make sure no one's home  Paranoid Parrot

Use internet ALWAYS use private browsing just in case

Use internet ALWAYS use private browsing just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Learn about kidney stones begin drinking ungodly amounts of water daily

Learn about kidney stones begin drinking ungodly amounts of water daily  Paranoid Parrot

Not sure if I'm real Or just Chuck Testa

Not sure if I'm real Or just Chuck Testa  Paranoid Parrot

post adviceanimal on reddit better make throwaway

post adviceanimal on reddit better make throwaway  Paranoid Parrot

Word is not highlighted as incorrect, or misspelled Misspells word to make sure spell check is still working

Word is not highlighted as incorrect, or misspelled Misspells word to make sure spell check is still working  Paranoid Parrot

See advertisements in Gmail related to e-mails. Google's reading my e-mails!

See advertisements in
Gmail related to e-mails. Google's reading
my e-mails!  Paranoid Parrot

Checks Blind Spot while walking

Checks Blind Spot while walking  Paranoid Parrot
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