Paranoid Parrot

Pooping while friends are over Better turn on the shower so they dont know im shitting

Pooping while friends are over Better turn on the shower so they dont know im shitting  Paranoid Parrot

boat moved in the water? terrorists

boat moved in the water? terrorists  Paranoid Parrot

Heard my phone lock Better unlock phone and make sure volume is up

Heard my phone lock Better unlock phone and make sure volume is up  Paranoid Parrot

"very conservative" Nazi?

effeminate male co-worker approaches my cubicle he wants my butt

effeminate male co-worker approaches my cubicle he wants my butt  Paranoid Parrot

Persistent headache brain tumor

Persistent headache brain tumor  Paranoid Parrot

knows "meme" is pronounced "meeM" still worries he's been saying "mee mee" all this time

knows

Unmarked white van parked on street GONNA BE KIDNAPPeD FOR SUre!!

Unmarked white van parked on street GONNA BE KIDNAPPeD FOR SUre!!  Paranoid Parrot

Hears someone cough during the movie Contagion It has begun....

Hears someone cough during the movie Contagion It has begun....  Paranoid Parrot

Drink pre-paid drink at supermarket Have receipt in hand

Drink pre-paid drink at supermarket Have receipt in hand  Paranoid Parrot
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