Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend laughs at a joke made by someone else She's fucking him

Girlfriend laughs at a joke made by someone else She's fucking him  Paranoid Parrot

Multiple Choice Answers: C, C, C, C I failed this test!

Multiple Choice Answers: C, C, C, C I failed this test!  Paranoid Parrot

Boss wants to see me in her office Today's the day I get fired

Boss wants to see me in her office Today's the day I get fired  Paranoid Parrot

mute microphone check to see if still muted after 15 seconds

mute microphone check to see if still muted after 15 seconds  Paranoid Parrot

If I don't make eye contact they'll think I'm crazy if i make eye contact they'll know i'm crazy

If I don't make eye contact they'll think I'm crazy if i make eye contact they'll know i'm crazy  Paranoid Parrot

Have to wake up early tomorrow for a job interview Sets up 5 alarm clocks for the same time just to be sure

Have to wake up early tomorrow for a job interview Sets up 5 alarm clocks for the same time just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Triple checks grammar googles simple words to make sure they're spelled correctly

Triple checks grammar  googles simple words to make sure they're spelled correctly   Paranoid Parrot

Listening to music with headphones Takes them off every 3 minutes to see if making noise

Listening to music with headphones Takes them off every 3 minutes to see if making noise  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks about sleeping with the hot girl next to me she's a mindreader!

Thinks about sleeping with the hot girl next to me she's a mindreader!  Paranoid Parrot

Makes meme about friends, downvoted They must have found it

Makes meme about friends, downvoted They must have found it  Paranoid Parrot
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