Paranoid Parrot

boss accidentally calls me his wife's name he has dreams about me...

boss accidentally calls me his wife's name he has dreams 
about me...  Paranoid Parrot

Erased broswer history still on my computer somewhere

Erased broswer history still on my computer somewhere  Paranoid Parrot

Fan blowing on neck Think it is a evil clown

Fan blowing on neck Think it is a evil clown  Paranoid Parrot

Teacher forgets due date of assignment Somehow this is my fault

Teacher forgets due date of assignment Somehow this is my fault  Paranoid Parrot

Reach into garbage disposal Good bye,left hand

Reach into garbage disposal Good bye,left hand  Paranoid Parrot

TAKE COMPUTER TO REPAIR STORE FORGOT TO DELETE INTERNET HISTORY

TAKE COMPUTER TO REPAIR STORE FORGOT TO DELETE INTERNET HISTORY  Paranoid Parrot

Starts reading up about SOPA.. internet starts to crash.

Starts reading up about SOPA.. internet starts to crash.  Paranoid Parrot

Unable to login at work immediately thinks i am fired

Unable to login at work immediately thinks i am fired  Paranoid Parrot

Puts Pizza in oven double checks if cardboard is still on bottom of pizza

Puts Pizza in oven double checks if cardboard is still on bottom of pizza  Paranoid Parrot

Going camping for one night at local site Pack a mini saw, a serrated knife, and a multi-tool in case i need to cut off my own arm

Going camping for one night at local site Pack a mini saw, a serrated knife, and a multi-tool in case i need to cut off my own arm  Paranoid Parrot
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