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Paranoid Parrot

Clicks on a nsfw link at work Thinks boss is about to pop up out of the blue at any second for the rest of the day

Clicks on a nsfw link at work Thinks boss is about to pop up out of the blue at any second for the rest of the day Paranoid Parrot
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Sees Post About Crazy Exes Checks all comments to make sure he's not in there

Sees Post About Crazy Exes Checks all comments to make sure he's not in there Paranoid Parrot
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car behind me makes same turns as I do i'm gonna die tonight

car behind me makes same turns as I do i'm gonna die tonight Paranoid Parrot
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Hear a police siren Quickly exits Bittorent

Hear a police siren Quickly exits Bittorent Paranoid Parrot
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Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Massive head trauma, presumed dead

Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Massive head trauma, presumed dead Paranoid Parrot
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home alone all week better lock the bathroom door

home alone all week better lock the bathroom door Paranoid Parrot
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Friend sends me a text It's a spoiler

Friend sends me a text It's a spoiler Paranoid Parrot
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christian man hangin with some jew friends THEy will crucify me

christian man hangin with some jew friends THEy will crucify me Paranoid Parrot
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girlfriend is on the pill and decides to skip period worry til next month

girlfriend is on the pill and decides to skip period worry til next month Paranoid Parrot
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apply to schools with a 4.0 gpa Won't get in

apply to schools with a 4.0 gpa Won't get in Paranoid Parrot
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