Paranoid Parrot

In line at the airport So fucked, strip search

In line at the airport So fucked, strip search  Paranoid Parrot

fAp in bathroom flush toilet

fAp in bathroom flush toilet   Paranoid Parrot

Haven't played Animal Crossing in 3 days Flowers are all dead.

Haven't played Animal Crossing in 3 days Flowers are all dead.  Paranoid Parrot

no upvotes or downvotes on my posts i'm shadowbanned.

no upvotes or downvotes on my posts i'm shadowbanned.  Paranoid Parrot

Go to the bathroom after shower everyone thinks I'm flushing jerk-off tissues

Go to the bathroom after shower everyone thinks I'm flushing jerk-off tissues  Paranoid Parrot

Choose carefully what to upvote people will find out and think im weird

Choose carefully what to upvote people will find out and think im weird  Paranoid Parrot

Sees an ambulance in own street Mum died

Sees an ambulance in own street Mum died  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't want to be made fun of for meme Posts as page moderator

Doesn't want to be made fun of for meme Posts as page moderator  Paranoid Parrot

Dubstep makes glitchy noise Headphones are breaking

Dubstep makes glitchy noise Headphones are breaking  Paranoid Parrot

Creates a secret chest with intricate redstone lock hidden in base All chests are protected

Creates a secret chest with intricate redstone lock hidden in base All chests are protected  Paranoid Parrot
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