Paranoid Parrot

Successfully lost a few pounds Must be cancer

Successfully lost a few pounds Must be cancer  Paranoid Parrot

FIRST TO FINISH AN EXAM WAITS UNTIL ANOTHER PERSON GETS UP TO TURN IT IN BEFORE ME

FIRST TO FINISH AN EXAM WAITS UNTIL ANOTHER PERSON GETS UP TO TURN IT IN BEFORE ME  Paranoid Parrot

Find other player holding a sword in multiplayer "HE's goning to kill me!"

Find other player holding a sword in multiplayer

Put phone on silent turn off phone

Put phone on silent turn off phone   Paranoid Parrot

Saves Saves again

Saves Saves again  Paranoid Parrot

knows headlights will turn off in 30 seconds still waits to make sure they do

knows headlights will turn off in 30 seconds still waits to make sure they do  Paranoid Parrot

Takes a shit, nothing on the first wipe Wipes again

Takes a shit, nothing on the first wipe Wipes again  Paranoid Parrot

Hears door knocking Ignores incase its mormons

Hears door knocking Ignores incase its mormons  Paranoid Parrot

Found friend on facebook and wants to add him to friends What if it's actually another person with the same name?

Found friend on facebook and wants to add him to friends What if it's actually another person with the same name?  Paranoid Parrot

Hears people laughing in class Looks around to make sure it's not at me

Hears people laughing in class Looks around to make sure it's not at me  Paranoid Parrot
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