Paranoid Parrot

Friend didn't respond to message They must hate me now

Friend didn't respond to message They must hate me now  Paranoid Parrot

talking about friend check phone repeatedly to make sure that your phone didn't accidentally call them

talking about friend check phone repeatedly to make sure that your phone didn't accidentally call them  Paranoid Parrot

clean up the mess you made masturbating afraid you missed a spot and everyone will get pregnant.

clean up the mess you made masturbating afraid you missed a spot and everyone will get pregnant.   Paranoid Parrot

man in parking lot says "hi" hold purse tightly

man in parking lot says

Hear house creak THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED!

Hear house creak THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED!  Paranoid Parrot

confess masturbation to priest he knows it's me

confess masturbation to priest he knows it's me  Paranoid Parrot

Go to bathroom during meal Must have eating disorder

Go to bathroom during meal Must have eating disorder  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone for weekend locks bathroom door anyway

Home alone for weekend locks bathroom door anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Dick touches public toilet seat contracts aids

Dick touches public toilet seat contracts aids  Paranoid Parrot

My ipod is lost whoever finds it will see all my guilty pleasure songs

My ipod is lost whoever finds it will see all my guilty pleasure songs  Paranoid Parrot
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