Paranoid Parrot

Parents on vacation for the week Still hides shit after smoking

Parents on vacation for the week Still hides shit after smoking  Paranoid Parrot

Power goes out Zombie apocolypse

Power goes out Zombie apocolypse  Paranoid Parrot

ANSWERED C 4 TIMES IN A ROW ON FINAL I'M GOING TO FAIL THIS EXAM

ANSWERED  C  4 TIMES IN A ROW ON FINAL I'M GOING TO FAIL THIS EXAM  Paranoid Parrot

feel slight itch enter complete mosquito assassination mode

feel slight itch enter complete mosquito assassination mode  Paranoid Parrot

Change Multiple Choice Answer Machine is going to choose the wrong one.

Change Multiple Choice Answer Machine is going to choose the wrong one.   Paranoid Parrot

Afraid someone will steal bag if put in overhead compartment Uncomfortably holds bag in lap for 9 straight hours

Afraid someone will steal bag if put in overhead compartment Uncomfortably holds bag in lap for 9 straight hours  Paranoid Parrot

No way I'm using iCloud They'll find me and track me down

No way I'm using iCloud They'll find me and track me down  Paranoid Parrot

Girls are talking quietly They're making fun of me again

Girls are talking quietly They're making fun of me again  Paranoid Parrot

Drinking Coke During Pepsi Commercial They Know

Drinking Coke During
Pepsi Commercial They Know  Paranoid Parrot

Room mate doesn't show up... Must be dead.

Room mate doesn't show up... Must be dead.  Paranoid Parrot
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