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Paranoid Parrot

whole house to myself sleep with lights on

whole house to myself sleep with lights on Paranoid Parrot
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Lives alone, never has friends or family over ctrl+shift+n

Lives alone, never has friends or family over ctrl+shift+n Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't brush teeth for one night "CAVITIES!"

Doesn't brush teeth for one night
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hears noise walks around the house with a knife

hears noise walks around the house with a knife Paranoid Parrot
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See an ant They're all over me

See an ant They're all over me Paranoid Parrot
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CAN RELATE TO EVERY PARANOID PARROT MEME OH GOD

CAN RELATE TO EVERY PARANOID PARROT MEME OH GOD Paranoid Parrot
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never downvotes "they'll surely find me somehow"

never downvotes
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Mistype one letter erase entire password

Mistype one letter erase entire password Paranoid Parrot
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Fall asleep in bed with cell phone next to head Cancer

Fall asleep in bed with cell phone next to head Cancer Paranoid Parrot
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Only likes girls on facebook better check that hasn't changed several times a day

Only likes girls on facebook better check that hasn't changed several times a day Paranoid Parrot
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