Paranoid Parrot

Nose starts running Wipe nose repeatedly to make sure it isn't blood

Nose starts running Wipe nose repeatedly  to make sure it isn't blood  Paranoid Parrot

facebook account currently unavailable they know

facebook account currently unavailable they know  Paranoid Parrot

Leave water bottle in a public place Someone pissed in it

Leave water bottle in a public place Someone pissed in it  Paranoid Parrot

Every link harry potter spoiler

Every link harry potter spoiler  Paranoid Parrot

Evaluations are anonymous Changes handwriting and makes a couple of spelling errors

Evaluations are anonymous Changes handwriting and makes a couple of spelling errors  Paranoid Parrot

Guy I like is getting along with my friend whom he just met they're gonna have sex

Guy I like is getting along with my friend whom he just met they're gonna have sex  Paranoid Parrot

Beautiful girl sits next to me Assassin

Beautiful girl sits next to me Assassin  Paranoid Parrot

head itches a little oh god head lice

head itches a little oh god head lice  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend doest reply to text Its over

Girlfriend doest reply to text Its over  Paranoid Parrot

"The system could not log you onto the network…" I've been fired.

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