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Paranoid Parrot

driving next to semi on the highway im dead

driving next to semi on the highway im dead Paranoid Parrot
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Start to have sex in a dream stop because I don't have a condom.

Start to have sex in a dream stop because I don't have a condom. Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to a super remote and secluded place to smoke gets paranoid about its remoteness as soon as i get high

Goes to a super remote and secluded place to smoke gets paranoid about its remoteness as soon as i get high Paranoid Parrot
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Drives past a cop on the road Spends the next 5 minutes making sure he didn't turn around

Drives past a cop on the road Spends the next 5 minutes making sure he didn't turn around Paranoid Parrot
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Looks at friends Facebook photos worried they'll get a notification I viewed their page

Looks at friends Facebook photos worried they'll get a notification I viewed their page Paranoid Parrot
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JUST WATCHED "THE TRUMAN SHOW" OH GOD NO

JUST WATCHED
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Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating

Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating Paranoid Parrot
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Delete History Browse a few normal sites so they won't suspect I deleted history

Delete History Browse a few normal sites so they won't suspect I deleted history Paranoid Parrot
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Sees enemy team has somewhat similar pings FUCK, they must be premade

Sees enemy team has somewhat similar pings FUCK, they must be premade Paranoid Parrot
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Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now

Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now Paranoid Parrot
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