Paranoid Parrot

Finish Faping Check facebook feed to make sure video wasn't posted on your wall

Finish Faping Check facebook feed to make sure video wasn't posted on your wall  Paranoid Parrot

Finally Made a reddit account Doesn't post anything to preserve one link karma

Finally Made a reddit account Doesn't post anything to preserve one link karma  Paranoid Parrot

Atheist at services everyone knows!

Atheist at services everyone knows!  Paranoid Parrot

Only tables in middle open THEY'RE ALL WATCHING

Only tables in middle open THEY'RE ALL WATCHING  Paranoid Parrot

see humanlike shape out of the corner of your eye run into room and lock door

see humanlike shape out of the corner of your eye run into room and lock door  Paranoid Parrot

Put dinner in the crock pot before work Oh god the apartment's going to burn down

Put dinner in the crock pot before work Oh god the apartment's going to burn down  Paranoid Parrot

DK is taking a long time to roll He's going to ninja my gear!

DK is taking a long time to roll He's going to ninja my gear!  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone Close bathroom door just in case

Home alone Close bathroom door just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Leaving store, didn't buy anything cops are on the way.

Leaving store, didn't buy anything cops are on the way.  Paranoid Parrot

Has Never cheated positive your professor is going to bust you for cheating

Has Never cheated positive your professor is going to bust you for cheating  Paranoid Parrot
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