Paranoid Parrot

Close eyes in pool Jaws music plays

Close eyes in pool Jaws music plays  Paranoid Parrot

Credit card renewed Cut old card into 30 pieces and dump them into 5 different garbage bins

Credit card renewed Cut old card into 30 pieces and dump them into 5 different garbage bins  Paranoid Parrot

Hears loud thunder outside Muslims!

Hears loud thunder outside Muslims!  Paranoid Parrot

Took a few of the same turns as the person in front of me? they must think i'm a ravenous stalking murderer

Took a few of the same turns as the person in front of me? they must think i'm a ravenous stalking murderer  Paranoid Parrot

Reload Reload

Reload Reload  Paranoid Parrot

Kitchen cooks laughing They spit in my food

Kitchen cooks laughing They spit in my food  Paranoid Parrot

spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping

spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping  Paranoid Parrot

finished writing a research paper ctrl-c entire paper, then close and reopen word to make sure it saved correctly

finished writing a research paper ctrl-c entire paper, then close and reopen word to make sure it saved correctly  Paranoid Parrot

2 cop cars outside apt I'm fucked

2 cop cars outside apt I'm fucked  Paranoid Parrot

GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU

GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU  Paranoid Parrot
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