Paranoid Parrot

HOUSEMATES TALKING IN HALLWAY THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME

HOUSEMATES TALKING IN HALLWAY THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME  Paranoid Parrot

mascot for r/adviceanimals is a spider stay away from r/adviceanimals

mascot for r/adviceanimals is a spider stay away from r/adviceanimals  Paranoid Parrot

FINGER GIRLFRIEND, THEN REALIZE YOU JERKED OFF YESTERDAY SHE'S FUCKING PREGNANT

FINGER GIRLFRIEND, THEN REALIZE YOU JERKED OFF YESTERDAY SHE'S FUCKING PREGNANT  Paranoid Parrot

hears airplane outside It's going to crash into my house.

hears airplane outside It's going to crash into my house.  Paranoid Parrot

I am going to accidently plagiarize

I am going to accidently plagiarize  Paranoid Parrot

No face on gonewild picture Inspects photo background for his girlfriends things

No face on gonewild picture Inspects photo background for  his girlfriends things  Paranoid Parrot

Approaches 1-way street Looks both ways just in case

Approaches 1-way street Looks both ways just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck, they know im high

Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck,       
 they know im high  Paranoid Parrot

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there  Paranoid Parrot

Find Diamond Mine all blocks around it, just in case.

Find Diamond Mine all blocks around it, just in case.  Paranoid Parrot
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