Paranoid Parrot

Get called to office either I'm in trouble or my parents are dead

Get called to office either I'm in trouble or my parents are dead  Paranoid Parrot

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure music isnt playing on speakers

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure music isnt playing on speakers  Paranoid Parrot

clears a huge dungeon better go back to the start incase i missed something

clears a huge dungeon better go back to the start incase i missed something  Paranoid Parrot

Swallows a drop of toothpaste "CALL POSION CONTROL!!"

Swallows a drop of toothpaste

Go to the bathroom at 3am and flush. I woke up everyone.

Go to the bathroom at 3am and flush. I woke up everyone.  Paranoid Parrot

Heard loud noise while in the shower They're killing my family, and i'm defenseless in here

Heard loud noise while in the shower They're killing my family, and i'm defenseless in here  Paranoid Parrot

NEW GIRL ACTUALLY LIKES SPENDING TIME WITH ME MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER

NEW GIRL ACTUALLY LIKES SPENDING TIME WITH ME MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER  Paranoid Parrot

Trash bags on the side of the highway dead body

Trash bags on the side of the highway dead body  Paranoid Parrot

Creates two reddit accounts One for normal reading, one for gonewild fapping

Creates two reddit accounts One for normal reading,
one for gonewild fapping  Paranoid Parrot

see enemy team comp OMG OMG WE R FUCKED every time at champ select

see enemy team comp OMG OMG WE                                R FUCKED  every time at champ select
  Paranoid Parrot
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