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Paranoid Parrot

My work password isn't working anymore So This is how they fire me

My work password isn't working anymore So This is how they fire me Paranoid Parrot
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Hear Loud Booming In The Middle Of The Night North korea

Hear Loud Booming In The Middle Of The Night North korea Paranoid Parrot
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Destroyed expired credit card Break it down in several pieces and throw them in different trash cans so no one can put it back together

Destroyed expired credit card Break it down in several pieces and throw them in different trash cans so no one can put it back together Paranoid Parrot
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before class, turns laptop volume down to zero then hits mute

before class, turns laptop volume down to zero then hits mute Paranoid Parrot
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Remotely locks car Presses three more times, just in case

Remotely locks car Presses three more times, just in case Paranoid Parrot
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introduced two of my friends to each other now worried they'll be better friends with each other than with me

introduced two of my friends to each other now worried they'll be better friends with each other than with me Paranoid Parrot
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Hears one faint sound downstairs stop breathing to listen for more sound

Hears one faint sound downstairs stop breathing to listen for more sound Paranoid Parrot
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feels any sensation whatsoever in pelvic area pregnant

feels any sensation whatsoever in pelvic area pregnant Paranoid Parrot
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Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming.

Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming. Paranoid Parrot
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Person behind me makes the same turns I make They're going to murder me

Person behind me makes the same turns I make They're going to murder me Paranoid Parrot
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