Paranoid Parrot

hears low-flying plane al-qaeda

hears low-flying plane al-qaeda  Paranoid Parrot

Wants to post personal problems on reddit People will know its me

Wants to post personal problems on reddit People will know its me  Paranoid Parrot

put something important in backpack check that its still there every 2 minutes

put something important in backpack check that its still there every 2 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

Girl you like doesn't respond to text within one minute What did i do!?

Girl you like doesn't respond to text within one minute What did i do!?  Paranoid Parrot

spychecks you with his shotgun switches to wrench and keeps attacking

spychecks you with his shotgun switches to wrench and keeps attacking  Paranoid Parrot

does math homework puts parenthesis around everything

does math homework puts parenthesis around everything  Paranoid Parrot

Walking alone and a car slows down near you definitely a kidnapping

Walking alone and a car slows down near you definitely a kidnapping  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't comment on r/Askreddit about weird fetishes or personal issues because of fear that someone will find out username and read through past comments

Doesn't comment on r/Askreddit about weird fetishes or personal issues because of fear that someone will find out username and read through  past comments  Paranoid Parrot

catches mewtwo saves 7 times

catches mewtwo  saves 7 times  Paranoid Parrot

Walking on the sidewalk, car slows down in front of you "So, a drive-by is how I die."

Walking on the sidewalk, car slows down in front of you
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