Paranoid Parrot

Save, quit Game. "Would You like to save before quitting?" Yes

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press button to lock car door repeat seven more times

press button to lock car door repeat seven more times  Paranoid Parrot

Turbulence on Flight THIS IS IT.

Turbulence on Flight  THIS IS IT.  Paranoid Parrot

use the bathroom past midnight don't look in the mirror

use the bathroom past midnight don't look in the mirror  Paranoid Parrot

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if he can't immediately feel phone

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if he can't immediately feel phone   Paranoid Parrot

take shower constantly check corners of the ceiling for spiders

take shower constantly check corners of the ceiling for spiders  Paranoid Parrot

Going Skiing for the first time shaves in case Emt has to touch broken leg

Going Skiing for the first time shaves in case Emt has to touch broken leg  Paranoid Parrot

Get a text while masturbating They Know

Get a text while masturbating They Know  Paranoid Parrot

Hit unlock on car remote 4 blocks away from car better hit lock button just to be sure

Hit unlock on car remote 4 blocks away from car better hit lock button just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Say the word "Black" Oh god, there's a black guy behind me

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