Paranoid Parrot

Read Paranoid Parrot Memes Someone is watching and recording my life

Read Paranoid Parrot Memes Someone is watching and recording my life  Paranoid Parrot

Hits "C" on a calculator 40 times. Just to make sure.

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Posts funny picture on facebook Feels his sense of humor is been judged by everybody

Posts funny picture on facebook Feels his sense of humor is been judged by everybody  Paranoid Parrot

Lives alone Still clears browsing history after fapping

Lives alone Still clears browsing history after fapping  Paranoid Parrot

Can't find car within 15 seconds It was stolen

Can't find car within 15 seconds It was stolen  Paranoid Parrot

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering  Paranoid Parrot

Misplaces wallet at home cancels credit cards

Misplaces wallet at home cancels credit cards  Paranoid Parrot

IS ABOUT TO THROW AWAY PACKAGING BETTER RIP UP ADDRESS LABEL A BILLION TIMES SO I CAN'T BE TRACKED

IS ABOUT TO THROW AWAY PACKAGING BETTER RIP UP ADDRESS LABEL A BILLION TIMES SO I CAN'T BE TRACKED  Paranoid Parrot

Take birth control 5 minutes late feel baby growing inside body

Take birth control 5 minutes late feel baby growing inside body  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend says she's hungry pregnant

girlfriend says she's hungry pregnant  Paranoid Parrot
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