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Paranoid Parrot

Go to bathroom when no one is home lock the door

Go to bathroom when no one is home lock the door Paranoid Parrot
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First date with girl. Scratches her inner thigh. HERPES

First date with girl. Scratches her inner thigh. HERPES Paranoid Parrot
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hear girls laughing What did I do?

hear girls laughing What did I do? Paranoid Parrot
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Asshole itches oh god its worms

Asshole itches oh god its worms Paranoid Parrot
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BLACK GARBAGE BAG ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY

BLACK GARBAGE BAG ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY Paranoid Parrot
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Spy Check In resupply

Spy Check In resupply Paranoid Parrot
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Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating

Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating Paranoid Parrot
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loses thumbtack in room this is how I die

loses thumbtack in room this is how I die Paranoid Parrot
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Home alone at night? Better turn every light in the house on

Home alone at night? Better turn every light in the house on Paranoid Parrot
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Make sure alarm clock is set twelve times

Make sure alarm clock is set twelve times Paranoid Parrot
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