Paranoid Parrot

erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong

erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong   Paranoid Parrot

sending gold to alt ....did i type that name right?

sending gold to alt ....did i type that name right?  Paranoid Parrot

notices pimple before leaving house everyone in the world is staring at me

notices pimple before leaving house everyone in the world is staring at me  Paranoid Parrot

carefully consider what you upvote on reddit just in case your friends know your username

carefully consider what you upvote on reddit just in case your friends know your username  Paranoid Parrot

Meet eyes with a girl now she thinks i am a rapist

Meet eyes with a girl  now she thinks i am a rapist  Paranoid Parrot

Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C

Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C Ctrl+C  Paranoid Parrot

Sneezes While driving I'm going to die

Sneezes While driving I'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

jump into pool at night, alone get the fuck out because there is a shark. Repeat.

jump into pool at night, alone get the fuck out because there is a shark.  Repeat.  Paranoid Parrot

foot hanging off side of bed monsters will eat it

foot hanging off side of bed monsters will eat it  Paranoid Parrot

i must not clear this random dungeon that i found I might break a quest related to it

i must not clear this random dungeon that i found I might break a quest related to it  Paranoid Parrot
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