Paranoid Parrot

brushes into cobweb now i have a poisonous spider on me

brushes into cobweb now i have a poisonous spider on me  Paranoid Parrot

Opponent slightly favored nervous breakdown!

Opponent slightly favored nervous breakdown!  Paranoid Parrot

Car parked on side of road Undercover Cop

Car parked on side of road Undercover Cop  Paranoid Parrot

haven't heard from depression dog in awhile dear god, he's finally done it!

haven't heard from depression dog in awhile dear god, he's finally done it!  Paranoid Parrot

Car behind you while driving at night serial killer

Car behind you while driving at night serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

About to drive home alone at night checks backseat for serial killer

About to drive home alone at night checks backseat for serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

Drive with cellphone in lap Testicular cancer

Drive with cellphone in lap Testicular cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Don't post about family vacation on facebook The thieves will see it and know no one is home

Don't post about family vacation on facebook The thieves will see it and know no one is home  Paranoid Parrot

neighbor doesn't check mail for a few days OH god he's dead and rotting in the house

neighbor doesn't check mail for a few days OH god he's dead and rotting in the house  Paranoid Parrot

friend hanging out with another friend, without me they both hate me

friend hanging out with another friend, without me they both hate me  Paranoid Parrot
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