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Paranoid Parrot

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds Paranoid Parrot
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Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago

Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago Paranoid Parrot
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take too long in bathroom at school everyone thinks you pooped

take too long in bathroom at school everyone thinks you pooped Paranoid Parrot
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Crush is talking to another guy She likes him

Crush is talking to another guy She likes him Paranoid Parrot
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Gf sends text without a smileyface OH God she's leaving me

Gf sends text without a smileyface OH God she's leaving me Paranoid Parrot
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Use Reddit to post thoughts anonymously Only post things I'd be cool with my friends seeing in case they discover my username

Use Reddit to post thoughts anonymously Only post things I'd be cool with my friends seeing in case they discover my username Paranoid Parrot
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Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet Paranoid Parrot
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Dog stares into empty room and barks RUN

Dog stares into empty room and barks RUN Paranoid Parrot
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Leaving house at night Keep all lights on to discourage burglars

Leaving house at night Keep all lights on to discourage burglars Paranoid Parrot
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make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her

make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her Paranoid Parrot
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