Paranoid Parrot

Copies direct URL for a link pastes it on another tab to make sure it works before submitting.

Copies direct URL for a link pastes it on another tab to make sure it works before submitting.  Paranoid Parrot

Driving in front of a cop safely and going the speed limit. "Oh god, he's going to pull me over."

Driving in front of a cop safely and going the speed limit.

Lock eyes with instructor during test They think i'm cheating

Lock eyes with instructor during test They think i'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

Baby smiles at me, smile back Everyone thinks im a pedophile

Baby smiles at me, smile back Everyone thinks im a pedophile  Paranoid Parrot

Has indigestion "HEart attack!"

Has indigestion

Dog barks while I'm in shower, then stops Murderer just killed her... I'm next

Dog barks while I'm in shower, then stops Murderer just killed her... I'm next  Paranoid Parrot

recieve lots of ammo and health packs shit's about to go down

recieve lots of ammo and health packs shit's about to go down  Paranoid Parrot

Enters Gym Runs to Pokemon center AFTER each battle

Enters Gym Runs to Pokemon center AFTER each battle  Paranoid Parrot

Don't want to post anything on cakeday they'll just downvote it to oblivion

Don't want to post anything on cakeday they'll just downvote it to oblivion  Paranoid Parrot

check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside

check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside  Paranoid Parrot
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