Paranoid Parrot

foot outside the covers that's how they grab you

foot outside the covers that's how they grab you  Paranoid Parrot

Downvoting Roman is starting to talk about other memes... I'M NEXT

Downvoting Roman is starting to talk about other memes... I'M NEXT  Paranoid Parrot

Don't take photos of me someone might use them as a meme

Don't take photos of me someone might use them as a meme  Paranoid Parrot

IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW

IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW  Paranoid Parrot

my post made front page? better scrub embarrassing posts from my history

my post made front page? better scrub embarrassing posts from my history  Paranoid Parrot

Brief chest pain "Better delete browsing history before they find my body"

Brief chest pain

Slow day at work i'm going to be fired

Slow day at work i'm going to be fired  Paranoid Parrot

First wipe was clean 3 more "just in case" wipes to be sure.

First wipe was clean 3 more

half way through essay, click save save. save. save.

half way through essay, click save save. save. save.  Paranoid Parrot

Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms

Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms  Paranoid Parrot
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