Paranoid Parrot

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't go to college because all college freshmen die

Doesn't go to college because all college freshmen die  Paranoid Parrot

SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY I JUST MURDERED A NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD

SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY I JUST MURDERED A NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD  Paranoid Parrot

purchase item, walk out of store they still think i'm a theif

purchase item, walk out of store they still think i'm a theif  Paranoid Parrot

post gets downvoted delete ASAP

post gets downvoted delete ASAP  Paranoid Parrot

Scared of making a Paranoid parrot In case my enemies will find my true weakness

Scared of making a Paranoid parrot In case my enemies will find my true weakness  Paranoid Parrot

Dog stares at nothing House is haunted

Dog stares at nothing House is haunted  Paranoid Parrot

Send an important email to boss. Immediately click "Sent" folder to assure it was sent.

Send an  important email to boss. Immediately click

CTRL+C CTRL+C, CTRL+C, CTRL+C

CTRL+C CTRL+C, CTRL+C, CTRL+C   Paranoid Parrot

Look both ways one way street

Look both ways one way street  Paranoid Parrot
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