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Paranoid Parrot

At work, goes to a restroom on a different floor to poop so that no one will recognize shoes

At work, goes to a restroom on a different floor to poop so that no one will recognize shoes Paranoid Parrot
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Has to go to the bathroom at night Opens the shower curtain to check for murderers

Has to go to the bathroom at night Opens the shower curtain to check for murderers Paranoid Parrot
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internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me

internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me Paranoid Parrot
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UNLOCKS CAR TO LOCK IT AGAIN

UNLOCKS CAR TO LOCK IT AGAIN Paranoid Parrot
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Hot girls laughing I'm ugly

Hot girls laughing I'm ugly Paranoid Parrot
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Save, hit quit, "Unsaved progress will be lost" Save again

Save, hit quit,
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Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you

Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you Paranoid Parrot
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Finally get a cake day Can't post any pictures of pets because someone may recognise them and see my post history

Finally get a cake day Can't post any pictures of pets because someone may recognise them and see my post history Paranoid Parrot
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saw a meme that related to something I did They're on to me

saw a meme that related to something I did They're on to me Paranoid Parrot
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home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure

home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure Paranoid Parrot
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