Paranoid Parrot

driving at night every car is police

driving at night every car is police  Paranoid Parrot

Moves in with boyfriend Stops pooping entirely, eventually requires emergency medical attention

Moves in with boyfriend Stops pooping entirely, eventually requires emergency medical attention  Paranoid Parrot

Volume 0% and mute

Volume 0% and mute  Paranoid Parrot

DRIVING BEHIND SLOW DRIVER DRIVE SLIGHTLY TO LEFT SO THAT DRIVER BEHIND CAN SEE THAT IT'S NOT ME WHO IS SLOW

DRIVING BEHIND SLOW DRIVER DRIVE SLIGHTLY TO LEFT SO THAT DRIVER BEHIND CAN SEE THAT IT'S NOT ME WHO IS SLOW  Paranoid Parrot

Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered

Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Arrives at corrective laser eye surgery clinic Why do all doctors wear glasses?

Arrives at corrective laser eye surgery clinic Why do all doctors wear glasses?  Paranoid Parrot

House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS

House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS  Paranoid Parrot

Fap, go out in public they know

Fap, go out in public they know  Paranoid Parrot

turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible

turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible  Paranoid Parrot

Get a call while at school Either i'm in trouble or my family is dead

Get a call while at school Either i'm in trouble or my family is dead  Paranoid Parrot
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