Paranoid Parrot

Baby hasn't made a peep in 3 hours Must be dead

Baby hasn't made a peep in 3 hours  Must be dead  Paranoid Parrot

Enables google location on the phone just in case of kidnapping

Enables google location on the phone just in case of kidnapping  Paranoid Parrot

visits /r/nsfw_gif turns down volume

visits /r/nsfw_gif turns down volume  Paranoid Parrot

Hear someone walking behind you stare at their shadow in case they try to make a move on you

Hear someone walking behind you stare at their shadow in case they try to make a move on you  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend is sick MUST BE PREGNANT

Girlfriend is sick MUST BE PREGNANT  Paranoid Parrot

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down  Paranoid Parrot

Can't Fantasize about the hot girl next to me in class she'll know

Can't Fantasize about the hot girl next to me in class she'll know  Paranoid Parrot

Watch paranormal activity Sleep is overrated

Watch paranormal activity Sleep is overrated  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone still closes and locks the bathroom door

Home alone still closes and locks the bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming

Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming  Paranoid Parrot
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