Paranoid Parrot

Hears laughter They're laughing at me

Hears laughter They're laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

texting in public their watching every text i send

texting in public their watching every text i send  Paranoid Parrot

tsa agent is scribbling SOMETHING ON MY BOARDING PASS i'm going to Guantanamo Bay

tsa agent is scribbling SOMETHING ON MY
BOARDING PASS i'm going to
Guantanamo Bay
  Paranoid Parrot

"Fire exit, unlocked by alarm" Better not use it

Watched the Louisville accident Well better make sure I don't stand or jump for the rest of today

Watched the Louisville accident Well better make sure I don't stand or jump for the rest of today  Paranoid Parrot

Covers webcam with duct tape before fapping Otherwise someone will be stalking me

Covers webcam with duct tape before fapping Otherwise someone will be stalking me  Paranoid Parrot

person in front of you pushes crosswalk button "i better push it a few more times to make sure it registered"

person in front of you pushes crosswalk button

Save to laptop hard drive, save to desktop hard drive, save to external hard drive,save to USB drive, save to cell phone, save to SD card, save to camera SD card, send to student, work, gmail, hotmail, yahoo email accounts, burn to CD, burn to DVD, print

Save to laptop hard drive, save to desktop hard drive, save to external hard drive,save to USB drive, save to cell phone, save to SD card, save to camera SD card, send to student, work, gmail, hotmail, yahoo email accounts, burn to CD, burn to DVD, print   Paranoid Parrot

Gotta go to the bathroom Parents might be home any minute and think I'm neglecting my duties

Gotta go to the bathroom Parents might be home any minute and think I'm neglecting my duties  Paranoid Parrot

Apartment complex is advertising "now Leasing" I'm getting evicted

Apartment complex is advertising
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