Paranoid Parrot

Finds original content to post triple checks spelling and grammer of title

Finds original content to post triple checks spelling and grammer of title  Paranoid Parrot

makes farting noise while moving chair in class Has to reassure everyone in class that it was just his chair

makes farting noise while moving chair in class Has to reassure everyone in class that it was just his chair  Paranoid Parrot

uses incognito mode still logs out when done in every tab

uses incognito mode still logs out when done in every tab  Paranoid Parrot

talks to someone who wipes their mouth continues to wipe own mouth for 20 min

talks to someone who wipes their mouth   continues to wipe own mouth for 20 min  Paranoid Parrot

Searches forum for issue so nazis mods don't pounce All results have posts by NAZI MODS telling OP to search the forum

Searches forum for issue so nazis mods don't pounce All results have posts by NAZI MODS telling OP to search the forum  Paranoid Parrot

Sees bat embryo is a png file Closes file in split second to avoid pop-out

Sees bat embryo is a png file Closes file in split second to avoid pop-out  Paranoid Parrot

Internet not working caught pirating

Internet not working caught pirating  Paranoid Parrot

feels slight pain in chest must be having a heart attack

feels slight pain in chest must be having a heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

GIRLFRIEND'S STOMACH HURTS MUST BE PREGNANT

GIRLFRIEND'S STOMACH HURTS  MUST BE PREGNANT  Paranoid Parrot

Shortness of breath after a 3 mile jog Pulmonary embolism

Shortness of breath after a 3 mile jog Pulmonary embolism  Paranoid Parrot
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