Paranoid Parrot

fapping home alone blares music so neighbors dont think he is fappping

fapping home  alone blares music so neighbors dont think he is fappping   Paranoid Parrot

Wants to use confession bear afraid his redditor friends will go on his profile and see it

Wants to use confession bear afraid his redditor friends will go on his profile and see it  Paranoid Parrot

Cute guy smiles at you while you're running Am I making a weird face?! Do I have camel toe?!

Cute guy smiles at you while you're running Am I making a weird face?! Do I have camel toe?!  Paranoid Parrot

Go to new page, see a post from previous page that's been pushed there Go back and find the post you missed

Go to new page, see a post from previous page that's been pushed there Go back and find the post you missed  Paranoid Parrot

Adds global regex modifier in case extra matches creep into target string when not looking

Adds global regex modifier in case extra matches creep into target string when not looking   Paranoid Parrot

"Want to go to see The Dark Night Rises?" I'm going to get shot

Being hit on at the bar It's a spy for the Illuminati!

Being hit on at the bar It's a spy for the Illuminati!  Paranoid Parrot

Writing an important email Puts email address in subject bar so it won't send on accident

Writing an important email Puts email address in subject bar so it won't send on accident  Paranoid Parrot

heard a noise burglar

heard a noise burglar  Paranoid Parrot

sees low flying plane instantly thinks its hijacked and going to crash into a building

sees  low flying plane instantly thinks its hijacked and going to crash into a building  Paranoid Parrot
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