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Paranoid Parrot

Sit down on toilet at work, make big #2 look down at stall next to you, do I know those shoes? do they know mine??

Sit down on toilet at work, make big #2 look down at stall next to you, do I know those shoes? do they know mine?? Paranoid Parrot
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Crosses street Looks both ways twice

Crosses street Looks both ways twice Paranoid Parrot
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website updates automatically better hit refresh just in case

website updates automatically better hit refresh just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Wearing vans slip-ons on an escalator keep feet away from edges and high step at the end

Wearing vans slip-ons on an escalator keep feet away from edges and high step at the end Paranoid Parrot
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Says goodnight to someone on Facebook Doesn't go on again in case they notice you were lying

Says goodnight to someone on Facebook Doesn't go on again in case they notice you were lying Paranoid Parrot
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Keeps opening backpack up before heading to class to make sure paper is still in it

Keeps opening backpack up before heading to class to make sure paper is still in it Paranoid Parrot
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writing a text to a girl I like reread a million times before sending

writing a text to a girl I like reread a million times before sending Paranoid Parrot
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FINDS RUGBURN ON ELBOW FLESH EATING DISEASE

FINDS RUGBURN ON ELBOW FLESH EATING DISEASE Paranoid Parrot
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lives alone clears browser's history

lives alone clears browser's history Paranoid Parrot
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Flicks cigarette out of window on county road Turn around to make sure it didn't start a wildfire

Flicks cigarette out of window on county road Turn around to make sure it didn't start a wildfire Paranoid Parrot
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