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Paranoid Parrot

mom: are you home? me: no. why? mom: just wanted to talk to you about something

mom: are you home? me: no. why? mom: just wanted to talk to you about something Paranoid Parrot
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Didn't do my yoss Homework he doesn't check it he talks to me in the hall and i shit myself

Didn't do my yoss Homework he doesn't check it he talks to me in the hall and i shit myself Paranoid Parrot
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lightbulbs outside slightly unscrewed murderer out to get my family

lightbulbs outside slightly unscrewed murderer out to get my family Paranoid Parrot
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black guy in a hoodie? Murder by death

black guy in a hoodie? Murder by death Paranoid Parrot
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stomach gurgles after drinking danville water i'm dying

stomach gurgles after drinking danville water i'm dying Paranoid Parrot
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Thinks post might make front page Makes alternate account so friends wont discover my failed posts

Thinks post might make front page Makes alternate account so friends wont discover my failed posts Paranoid Parrot
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Boss thanks team for a job well done I'm about to get fired

Boss thanks team for a job well done I'm about to get fired Paranoid Parrot
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takes adderall to study for exams spends 8 hours researching side effects

takes adderall to study for exams spends 8 hours researching side effects Paranoid Parrot
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clicks on bestiality pic that wasn't tagged going to jail

clicks on bestiality pic that wasn't tagged going to jail Paranoid Parrot
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Has a valid reason to miss work tomorrow (that has nothing to do with 4/20) Can't ask for day off - Boss might think i'm a stoner

Has a valid reason to miss work tomorrow (that has nothing to do with 4/20) Can't ask for day off - Boss might think i'm a stoner Paranoid Parrot
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