Paranoid Parrot

boyfriend goes to a sport game he's cheating me

boyfriend goes to a sport game he's cheating me  Paranoid Parrot

Text friend about party Check 6 times to make sure didn't send to parents

Text friend about party Check 6 times to make sure didn't send to parents  Paranoid Parrot

I'll live for more than 90 years happily... you won't.

I'll live for more than 90 years happily... you won't.  Paranoid Parrot

Asks Gina for nudez never get them

Asks Gina for nudez never get them  Paranoid Parrot

pedobear link on r/adviceanimals it's been posted by the police

pedobear link on r/adviceanimals it's been posted by the police  Paranoid Parrot

you know what they say about a big beak? hehe

you know what they say about a big beak? hehe  Paranoid Parrot

Didn't send sponsorship request sends follow-up e-mail letting me know why

Didn't send sponsorship request sends follow-up e-mail letting me know why  Paranoid Parrot

Car drives by my house Oh God I gonna be raped!

Car drives by my house Oh God I gonna be raped!  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to bathroom and shower curtain is closed... Instantly means there is either a dead person/ rapist/ robber behind it!

Goes to bathroom and shower curtain is closed... Instantly means there is either a dead person/ rapist/ robber behind it!  Paranoid Parrot

smoke for 5 years i have lung cancer

smoke for 5 years i have lung cancer  Paranoid Parrot
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