Paranoid Parrot

Been having extremely good luck lately Can't enjoy it. Bad luck is just around the corner

Been having extremely good luck lately Can't enjoy it. Bad luck is just around the corner  Paranoid Parrot

Gets one Downvote on Reddit DELETE IT

Gets one Downvote on Reddit DELETE IT  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally goes 10 miles over the speed limit for a few seconds Goes ten under for the next half hour

Accidentally goes 10 miles over the speed limit for a few seconds Goes ten under for the next half hour  Paranoid Parrot

stomach hurts must be [insert rare fatal parasite]

stomach hurts must be
 [insert rare fatal parasite]  Paranoid Parrot

buying something online checks own address five times before ordering

buying something online checks own address five times before ordering   Paranoid Parrot

If Sony's DRM is different than Microsoft's They should've announced it this week

If Sony's DRM is different than Microsoft's They should've announced it this week  Paranoid Parrot

One downvote They recognize my username

One downvote They recognize my username  Paranoid Parrot

Walking on dark country road mountain lion is stalking me

Walking on dark country road mountain lion is stalking me  Paranoid Parrot

Phone rings in the middle of the night Oh god, my parents are dead

Phone rings in the middle of the night Oh god, my parents are dead  Paranoid Parrot

the mail hasn't arrived yet someone stole my mail!

the mail  hasn't arrived yet someone stole my mail!  Paranoid Parrot
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