Paranoid Parrot

Decides to ignore a call Maybe this person's watching me right now

Decides to ignore a call Maybe this person's watching me right now  Paranoid Parrot

struts through campus at night with taser in one hand and bear grade pepper spray in the other

struts through campus at night with taser in one hand and bear grade pepper spray in the other  Paranoid Parrot

Wins Ebay Auction Obsessively reads item description trying to figure out what's wrong with it.

Wins Ebay Auction Obsessively reads item description trying to figure out what's wrong with it.  Paranoid Parrot

First to pull away when a stop light turns green Is it really green?

First to pull away when a stop light turns green  Is it really green?   Paranoid Parrot

commented "It was matter of time" on a post Deleted my comment beCAUSE i MISSED A LETTER

commented

Click here to conti- Fuck no, I'm outta here

Click here to conti- Fuck no, I'm outta here  Paranoid Parrot

April Fools day was yesterday Still think all posts are fake

April Fools day was yesterday Still think all posts are fake  Paranoid Parrot

Make meme for reddit that wife wouldn't approve of Keep checking Facebook to make sure quick meme didn't auto-post it there

Make meme for reddit that wife wouldn't approve of Keep checking Facebook to make sure quick meme didn't auto-post it there  Paranoid Parrot

stranger checks if bathroom stall you're in is occupied or not panics

stranger checks if bathroom stall you're in is occupied or not panics  Paranoid Parrot

Found a friend on reddit will i be found too?

Found a friend on reddit will i be found too?  Paranoid Parrot
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