quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Paranoid Parrot

Drop soap in shower check behind you before you pick it up

Drop soap in shower check behind you before you pick it up Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

Watch full season of house today scared to cough fearing blood will spray out

Watch full season of house today scared to cough fearing blood will spray out Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

"MAKE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR CAR DOORS TONIGHT JUST IN CASE THE WORLD ENDS LIKE THE MAYANS SAID"
add your own caption

101 shares

has normal account and r/gonewild account comments with normal account on own gonewild post to reduce possible connections

has normal account and r/gonewild account comments with normal account on own gonewild post to reduce possible connections Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

balls itched once this morning must be herpes

balls itched once this morning must be herpes Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

Recipient disappears when typing text Probably texting to wrong person

Recipient disappears when typing text Probably texting to wrong person Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

Allergist says it was the best first self-injection attempt she'd ever seen She thinks I'm a heroine addict

Allergist says it was the best first self-injection attempt she'd ever seen She thinks I'm a heroine addict Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

headphones on while listening to guilty pleasure song on bus lowers volume incredibly low to make sure no one can hear through the headphones

headphones on while listening to guilty pleasure song on bus lowers volume incredibly low to make sure no one can hear through the headphones Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

Planned to call out sick since the morning Wait until an odd time so they don't think it was planned.

Planned to call out sick since the morning Wait until an odd time so they don't think it was planned. Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

FIND PARKING SPOT REAL CLOSE TO DESTINATION LOOK FOR ANOTHER, CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WATCHING ME PARK

FIND PARKING SPOT REAL CLOSE TO DESTINATION LOOK FOR ANOTHER, CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WATCHING ME PARK Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

101 shares

Like us for More!