Paranoid Parrot

guy flirts with you someone must have hacked their computer

guy flirts with you someone must have hacked their computer  Paranoid Parrot

Tongue feels another tooth coming in at age 18 Dear God I got the wisdom teeth

Tongue feels another tooth coming in at age 18 Dear God I got the wisdom teeth  Paranoid Parrot

Yes i have insurance life, health, car, homeowners, flood, food, water, volcano, earthquake, tsunami, tornado, fire, hurricane, drought, famine, armageddon...

Yes i have insurance life, health, car, homeowners, flood, food, water, volcano, earthquake, tsunami, tornado, fire,  hurricane, drought, famine, armageddon...  Paranoid Parrot

karthus ult? use flash anyway

karthus ult? use flash anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Website blocked by office firewall I'm going to be fired

Website blocked by office firewall I'm going to be fired  Paranoid Parrot

teacher asks to see internet history show her mozilla firefox, just in case...

teacher asks to see internet history show her mozilla firefox, just in case...  Paranoid Parrot

Slight tickle on my legs They're here..

Slight tickle on my legs They're here..  Paranoid Parrot

Heard a noise hold breathe for sharper hearing

Heard a noise hold breathe for sharper hearing  Paranoid Parrot

Hears landlady moving around upstairs turns volume down

Hears landlady moving around upstairs turns volume down  Paranoid Parrot

Kills a bee Runs and hides inside incase the bee is alive and wants revenge

Kills a bee Runs and hides inside incase the bee is alive and wants revenge  Paranoid Parrot
Like us for More!