Paranoid Parrot

Schedules a date with a girl Doesn't talk to her the day prior so she can't cancel

Schedules a date with a girl Doesn't talk to her the day prior so she can't cancel  Paranoid Parrot

Call the ISP about an outage They know

Call the ISP about an outage They know  Paranoid Parrot

tap your leg to the beat of a song in your room change tempo at random in case someone outside thinks you're masturbating

tap your leg to the beat of a song in your room change tempo at random in case someone outside thinks you're masturbating  Paranoid Parrot

NIGGERs?!

NIGGERs?!   Paranoid Parrot

Pay with $100 bill at supermarket They think it's fake

Pay with $100 bill at supermarket They think it's fake  Paranoid Parrot

Why u be hatin because i have to much.... Swag

Why u be hatin because i have to much.... 
Swag  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit goes under emergency maintenance Thinks reddit is being taken over by the government

Reddit goes under emergency maintenance  Thinks reddit is being taken over by the government   Paranoid Parrot

Covers webcam to make sure no one sees him fapping.

Covers webcam to make sure no one sees him fapping.  Paranoid Parrot

creates a bad post and wants to delete it afraid that the people who commented on it will realize it and judge

creates a bad post and wants to delete it afraid that the people who commented on it will realize it and judge  Paranoid Parrot

Is about to go on a trip goes and changes the air in the tires.

Is about to go on a trip goes and changes the air in the tires.  Paranoid Parrot
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