Paranoid Parrot

Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure

Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Locks car Locks it 5 more times just in case

Locks car Locks it 5 more times just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Got nudes from my GF randomly They weren't meant for me

Got nudes from my GF randomly They weren't meant for me  Paranoid Parrot

Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer

Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

Someday I will recognize the background of one of these

Someday I will recognize the background of one of these  Paranoid Parrot

TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS

TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS  Paranoid Parrot

play music on laptop in library remove headphones repeatedly to make sure music isn't playing on speakers

play music on laptop in library remove headphones repeatedly to make sure music isn't playing on speakers  Paranoid Parrot

walking out of the store after browsing and not finding what I want they think im shoplifting

walking out of the store after browsing and not finding what I want they think im shoplifting  Paranoid Parrot

Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor

Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor  Paranoid Parrot

types a really complicated word and no spell check show up better mess it up by entering a letter at the end to make sure it's working and the word's spelled correctly

types a really complicated word and no spell check show up better mess it up by entering a letter at the end to make sure it's working and the word's spelled correctly  Paranoid Parrot
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