Paranoid Parrot

drink from water fountain afraid someone might try to knock my head down into nozzle.

drink from water fountain afraid someone might try to knock my head down into nozzle.  Paranoid Parrot

Gets hungry while watching hunger games Too scared of crazed fan with longbow to buy popcorn

Gets hungry while watching hunger games Too scared of crazed fan with longbow to buy popcorn  Paranoid Parrot

Sees a spider in his room before going to sleep When He tries to go to sleep, "there are fucking spiders everywhere"

Sees a spider in his room before going to sleep When He tries to go to sleep,

Sees a car with chrome 22's It's a drive-by!

Sees a car with chrome 22's It's a drive-by!  Paranoid Parrot

Drive over a bridge rolls down window

Drive over a bridge rolls down window  Paranoid Parrot

Hasn't seen paranoid parrot on homepage for a while oh god im extinct

Hasn't seen paranoid parrot on homepage for a while oh god im extinct  Paranoid Parrot

Makes a meme Checks it five times to make sure there is no spelling mistakes

Makes a meme Checks it five times to make sure there is no spelling mistakes  Paranoid Parrot

killed a spider inside house may be infested

killed a spider inside house may be infested  Paranoid Parrot

love you, son she knows

love you, son she knows  Paranoid Parrot

ice cream truck in condo complex Must be the FBI

ice cream truck in condo complex Must be the FBI  Paranoid Parrot
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