Paranoid Parrot

throws something away he doesn't want anyone to see puts it in bottom of trash can and pushes other stuff on top of it

throws something away he doesn't want anyone to see puts it in bottom of trash can and pushes other stuff on top of it  Paranoid Parrot

Spill a little water on your lap splash on more so that there is too much for people to possibly think you have peed yourself

Spill a little water on your lap splash on more so that there is too much for people to possibly think you have peed yourself  Paranoid Parrot

You say pretty bird to my girl one more time, I'll bite your finger off

You say pretty bird to my girl one more time, I'll bite your finger off  Paranoid Parrot

Have headache Afraid to eat ice cream

Have headache Afraid to eat ice cream  Paranoid Parrot

Misplaced master key My life is over

Misplaced master key My life is over  Paranoid Parrot

In large crowd Somebody in this massive group of people is probably staring at me

In large crowd Somebody in this massive group of people is probably staring at me  Paranoid Parrot

Privacy Setting - "Who can see this?": All except the person it's about. ...and mutual friends ...just me

Privacy Setting -

Going the speed limit while everyone else is driving slower Slows down in fear of getting a speeding ticket

Going the speed limit while everyone else is driving slower Slows down in fear of getting a speeding ticket  Paranoid Parrot

Webcam is off Face it away from me and unplug it just incase

Webcam is off Face it away from me and unplug it just incase  Paranoid Parrot

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working  Paranoid Parrot
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