Paranoid Parrot

Internet's Not working SHIT, must be the zombie apocalypse

Internet's Not working SHIT, must be the zombie apocalypse  Paranoid Parrot

That chair on the other side of the room is slide too far back... Very tempted to cross room and push it in.

That chair on the other side of the room is slide too far back... Very tempted to cross room and push it in.  Paranoid Parrot

techno music starts playing police siren have a heart attack

techno music starts playing police siren have a heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

Try drugs "They all know"

Try drugs

Every 5 seconds *CTRL + s*

Every 5 seconds *CTRL + s*  Paranoid Parrot

Sees five cars in only two days with a headlight out "Someone without a headlight is been following me"

Sees five cars in only two days with a headlight out

Fuel meter hasn't increased yet Oh god, the gas pump didn't work!

Fuel meter hasn't increased yet Oh god, the gas pump didn't work!  Paranoid Parrot

Accepted to michigan must be fake

Accepted to michigan must be fake  Paranoid Parrot

check map every 10 seconds just to make sure still on the right path

check map every 10 seconds just to make sure still on the right path  Paranoid Parrot

missed a question on first quiz of the year i'm not going to graduate

missed a question on first quiz of the year i'm not going to graduate  Paranoid Parrot
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