Paranoid Parrot

Used time machine to backup my Mac better backup my backup

Used time machine to backup my Mac better backup 
my backup  Paranoid Parrot

Internet site blocked at work Time to start packing

Internet site blocked at work Time to start packing  Paranoid Parrot

hear helicopter outside DEA thinks my PC is a grow op

hear helicopter outside DEA thinks my PC is a grow op  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks about aliens Is pretty damn sure they'll abduct him that night

Thinks about aliens Is pretty damn sure they'll abduct him that night  Paranoid Parrot

Have a slightly disturbed thought Argue with yourself inside your head to prove that it's against your morals. Just in case they can read minds

Have a slightly disturbed thought Argue with yourself inside your head to prove that it's against your morals. Just in case they can read minds  Paranoid Parrot

Sneeze while pissing I'm going to blow my asshole out

Sneeze while pissing I'm going to blow my asshole out  Paranoid Parrot

switches webcam off points it away just in case

switches webcam off points it away just in case   Paranoid Parrot

Decide to fap Unplug webcam

Decide to fap Unplug webcam  Paranoid Parrot

kill spider all of his spider friends and family are plotting revenge

kill spider all of his spider friends and family are plotting revenge  Paranoid Parrot

See floaters retinal detachment

See floaters retinal detachment  Paranoid Parrot
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